Recently, there's a bit of a fad going around... "Hey what would your top five [enter subject here] be?" So the conversation went from films, cars, drinks, women... Ah yes women, what a vast range to choose from and yet only five! The whole world... and you had to actually decide who not to have, you have Amy who lives in the next flat, that girl you met whilst on holiday in Australia... Celebrities!... Penelope Cruz, Eva Mendes... this needed some serious thought.

45 minutes later I had decided, finally the Top five women of my choice. This was it, Amy didn't make it, she's nice but not of this caliber, Penelope, she is exotic don't get me wrong but we're talking top five here.


me: "Guys, here's my Top Five women"...
Friend: "Ooh let's hear it then, Top Five women you'd marry"
me: "marry??!?! when did that happen"
Friend: "That was the whole point, otherwise it's too easy"
me: "... "

Easy?! That's not easy, obviously he didn't realise the extent of women he could choose from - the whole world! So now I had to rethink it all... marriage - that's a whole new ball game.

So there's Amy in the flat next door...